On the way back from lunch I overheard the following conversation at a construction site:
"...and then I told the dude, sure..."
[Pause for dramatic effect]
"...WITH MY DICK!!!"
Howls of laughter greeted this punchline, to which the speaker added a Michael Jackson crotch-grab for added emphasis. I think it's safe to assume this joke never made the rounds at the Algonquin Round Table.
